omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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