I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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