My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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