Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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