Having a random hookup so left but love u
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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