i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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