You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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