So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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