Will you blow on my dice?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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