That's intense
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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