So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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