Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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