Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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