I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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