I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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