It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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