And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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