I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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