it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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