is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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