I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
