somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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