Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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