He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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