I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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