My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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