I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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