i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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