My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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