I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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