Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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