Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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