i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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