i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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