alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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