i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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