so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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