you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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