He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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