carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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