I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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