question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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