yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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