ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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