I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
