I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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