Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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