fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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