I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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