Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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