you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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