Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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